There may have been one or two Nazis who wondered if they were entirely on the right side of history as they harvested gold teeth from the mass graves of their victims whose violent murder would be a half ounce less satisfying, but zombies? You're practically doing them a favor as you grit the pavement with their gallstones!Īnd so, Zombie Army is now standalone and has quietly dropped the " Sniper Elite" part, just as Raving Rabbids ditched Rayman and George Michael ditched whoever he ditched. And that zombie mod inevitably proved popular, because zombies are the one villain less complicated than Nazis. well, firstly, Battlefield would jump, too, and then Rebellion would follow after about five years of staring vacantly into space. Their ship kind of came in with the Sniper Elite franchise, which has been distinctly dominating their release list since 2012, but if there's one thing that's more easy and pandering than the Second World War, the last war with a solid face and heel that didn't break kayfabe, it's those motherfucking zombies! So they made a zombie mode, because Call of Duty did it, and if Call of Duty jumped off a bridge, then. But as a company, they've been plodding along since 1992, so I have a weird respect for them, the way I'd respect someone who keeps trying to change the light bulb in a ceiling fan demonstration room. Well, that's not fair Rebellion is a mid-range developer that'd occasionally crop up on my radar, dropping games like NeverDead and Shellshock 2, the gaming equivalent of hernias: painful, miserable, and showing them to people is a good way to lose friends. " Zombie Army 4: Dead War"? Blimey, that slightly redundant title just paints the whole picture, doesn't it? Tells you everything you need to know: firstly, that you're going to be fighting an army of zombies, and secondly, that the developers have absolutely no fucking ambition whatsoever. This week in Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee reviews Zombie Army 4: Dead War.
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